Hmmm. This is a problem. : ) But we don't have to speak the language, just randomly accent our words and pretend we know everything about l'amour. However, Italian is a very romantic language so I reckon we should have that too. Then you have options. *grabs*

We can add in more alcohol for you, also. What do you think would be romantic?

If you could upload the song for us to listen to, that would be wonderful.